Sunday, October 31, 2010

Zombieland:The Rules Happy Halloween!!!!

Okay, so anyone that knows me that well knows that I HATE zombie movies and anything else that has zombies or zombie like creatures in it.  So for Halloween I am posting the Zombieland Rules just in case there is some weird zombie virus outbreak today.

  1. Cardio
  2. The Double Tap
  3. Beware of Bathrooms
  4. Wear Seat Belts
  5. No Attachments
  6. The “Skillet”
  7. Travel Light
  8. Get a Kick Ass Partner
  9. With your Bare Hands
  10. Don’t Swing Low
  11. Use Your Foot
  12. Bounty Paper Towels
  13. Shake it Off
  14. Always carry a change of underwear
  15. Bowling Ball
  16. Opportunity Knocks
  17. Don’t be a hero (later crossed out to be a hero)
  18. Limber Up
  19. Break it Up
  20. It’s a marathon, not a sprint, unless it’s a sprint, then sprint
  21. Avoid Strip Clubs
  22. When in doubt Know your way out
  23. Zipplock
  24. Use your thumbs
  25. Shoot First
  26. A little sun screen never hurt anybody
  27. Incoming!
  28. Double-Knot your Shoes
  29. The Buddy System
  30. Pack your stain stick
  31. Check the back seat
  32. Enjoy the little things
  33. Swiss army Knife
Notice the first one is Cardio!!!  Today I am going on the Gazelle, when the baby lays back down.  She woke up early and has my morning all out of whack but I will work with it.  I am also planning on taking the kids trick or treating and the husband says he is planning and epic trick or treating night where he plans on doing the whole subdivision (Yeah right)!

So go out and get your Cardio done in case of Zombies.  They said that fat people would be the first ones to go in Zombieland because fat people can't get very far.  So this is another reason to lose weight, to be able to get away from the zombies!!

I hope everyone has a great Halloween!!  I get on the scale in the morning and I am hoping that all the spooky stuff doesn't carry over to the scale in the morning!!

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